Changes: Hedgehog Dude

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You want to buy 2 hot dogs for free, give me 0.5 cents.

— Hedgehog Dude shows an example of his stupidity.

Hedgehog Dude is a protagonist/antagonist of this series. He has flip-outs, caused by his traumatic days in the war, where he developed pre/post-traumatic stress disorder and dissociative identity disorder.

Football career

W.A.R

Hedgehog Dude's entire war story is unclear, except he had a friend who looked like Lightning Dude. But also at some point, he was in battle and he was shot in the chest deeply with an arrow. He was unconscious for almost a year until he awoke, and had gone insane, killing the people who tried to revive him.

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 {{Template:Quote|You want to buy 2 hot dogs for free, give me 0.5 cents.|Hedgehog Dude shows an example of his stupidity.}}'''Hedgehog Dude''' is a protagonist/antagonist of this series. He has flip-outs, caused by his traumatic days in the war, where he developed pre/post-traumatic stress disorder and dissociative identity disorder.
 ==Football career==
-<span style="font-size:16px;">Collegiate(/e), 1986-89)</span>
-Hedgehog Dude was recruited by the UNLV Rebels in 1986, but he never played a down at UNLV, he only ran his 40-yard dash at UNLV, recording a good 4.03 as a redshirt freshman, but coaches started the stopwatch 4 minutes early, so people say H.D. repeatedly reversed time while the stopwatch was going. He would later play for the Florida State Seminoles, recording 31 interceptions for 2,132 yards and 12 touchdowns, and 114 kickoff returns for 3,657 yards and 8 touchdowns. His Nos. 1 and 2 were retired by the Seminoles. He recorded 15 interceptions for 1,056 yards and 5 touchdowns wearing the No. 1 jersey and 16 interceptions for 1,076 yards and 3 touchdowns wearing the No. 2 jersey.
-===Pro football (1990-93)===
-{{Infobox
-|image = Hedgehog Dude kickoff return.jpg|title = Hedgehog Dude (3190-93)|imagecaption = Hedgehog Dude returns a kickoff in his first MFL game in 3190.|int = 43|yds = 1,337|tds = 16|lng = 109|pd = 35|ff = 8|fr = 10|fryds = 112|tkl = 197|ast = 41|sfty = 0|kckrt = 187|bk = 3|kckyds = 5,869|kcktds = 15 (32 all-purpose return TDs, 16 ints., 15 kick/punt returns|lngret = 106|imagewidth = 360px}}
- Hedgehog Dude was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings (1st overall) in the 3190 MFL Draft, but even though he made the final roster, he never played a down for the Vikings, he opted to sign with the Atlanta Falcons. In 3190, Hedgehog Dude led the league with 17 interceptions for 1,131 interception return yards and 9 interception return touchdowns, he also led the league in kick return yards with 1,356 by a wide margin (2nd placer had 1,052) and kickoffs and punts returned for touchdowns (4; 3 kicks and 1 punt), his 1,000 yard performances led the Falcons to a play[[File:Hd.jpg|thumb|left|One-hand interception!!!!!]]off appearance, where Hedgehog Dude would have 4 interceptions, including a clutch game-winning interception return out of two and a crazy 101/02-yard punt return record (broken in 3194) for a touchdown in the Super Bowl, he was awarded the Super Bowl MVP award, Regular Season MVP award, and Defensive Player and Rookie of the Year award. The next season, Hedgehog Dude intercepted 10 passes in just 11 games.
 ==W.A.R==
 Hedgehog Dude's entire war story is unclear, except he had a [[Scratch|friend who looked like Lightning Dude]]. But also at some point, he was in battle and he was shot in the chest deeply with an arrow. He was unconscious for almost a year until he awoke, and had gone insane, killing the people who tried to revive him.